"You’d struggle to pour water out of a boot with the instructions on the heel"
God DAMN thats some Shakespearean shit right there
ive been annoyed ever since i was born
I can’t stop laughing omfg.
IM GONNA PISS MY PANTS
OMG I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING
AND I JUST
YOU CAN SEE WHEN THE PANIC HITS MID JUMP